No, seriously. Kenny Bloggins describes it best:
Not quite as entertaining as the Shizzolator of a few years back, this link allows you to plug in a URL and it will rate that website so that you'll know if it's too tasty for sensitive shut-ins and children who have been living under a rock.
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
shoot (3x) hell (2x) pain (1x)
Gee whillikers Beav, can you imagine what would happen to my rating if I threw in a real fucking swearword?
Back below zero and off the bike again today. I'll probably ride on Friday.